king-of-dogs:

I’m always up for brushie brushie.

Aw..

Pick a face, and we’ll start from there.  I’m pulling up.

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king-of-dogs:

Ch. Its not like I groom myself in my sleep. 

Well, I’m almost there.  I can take a brush to all that knotted mess, if you’re up for it.

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Have you ever had a slice of pizza? (( Would you like to? ;) .............................I should not be allowed to access the internet I'm sorry ignore my bad attempts at humor.))

Of course I have.

Posted 1 day ago

king-of-dogs:

….Yes. 

//he probably gets pretty cream-colored and dirty-looking most of the tine. white fur + dusty desert //

You totally hesitated.  Dirty, dirty boy.

Tagged: heeehee  
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king-of-dogs:

themousebombs:

I didn’t say it wasn’t, just that you probably left a mess before you went beddy-bye.  

I’m nothing but immaculate. // totally not hes a gross dog //

Suuuure you are.  That coat of yours is a white as it gets, hm?

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technohavoc:

That’s just…how my rooms always are? I mean, when I was younger the objects being stepped on were much less lethal, like stuffed animals or whatever, but…it’s like…organization via anti-organization. I know where everything is..well, I usually do, when my devil spawn kitty doesn’t run thought the house like a tornado and scatter everything around. He has two modes: satanic and thermal wear.

I was pretty organized as a kid.  I liked knowing things followed a little pattern, I even color-coded my closet.  That’s obviously changed some.  Everyone has their own way of putting things together, right?  

Your cat sounds cute.

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Anonymous
Have you ever thought about killing yourself?

No.

Posted 1 day ago

king-of-dogs:

Excuse you the shrine is still standing.

I didn’t say it wasn’t, just that you probably left a mess before you went beddy-bye.  

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technohavoc:

I’d snort a generic “men are pigs” but uh..I got no room to talk. I stepped on a pencil stub this morning..and slipped on a battery..and almost impaled my foot with a steel shaving…

Oh my god…

How are you still alive?  That sounds horrible!

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Anonymous
Have you ever worried that you might have to?

Yes.

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